There are some things out there that you DO NOT want anything to do with…
“Where are we gonna bury grandpa, Dad?”
“Well, son, cemeteries are expensive, but your pop-pop always loved the street he grew up on.”
“So we’re going to cremate him on Oakdale Boulevard?”
“Well, son, cremation is expensive.”
2. Syringe Tree
I’ve studied dendrology* my whole life. In those years of intense scholarly pursuits, I’ve learned one thing above all:
Trees loves heroin. They just can’t get enough of it.
*The study of trees. I’m very smart.