5. Jar Of…
Okay, we’re done with the toe stuff. Thank god. SIKE! That’s a dude’s toenail clippings!
Richard Gibson has been saving his toenail clippings since 1978. What have YOU done with your life?
6. Breast Milk Facial
Breast milk facials: Because nothing says “Mommy Issues” like coating yourself in breast milk to feel pretty.
You hear that, Denise! I’m mocking you for your breast milk facials and your need for validation from a woman who has never loved you! There, I said it! Your mother is a domineering monster who is jealous of our happiness and wants to destroy it!